You Know You're Poor When

You know you're poor when:

1. There are sheets over your windows instead of curtains.
2. You do your christmas shopping at the thrift store.
3. Everything in your house has been repaired with duct tape.
4. Milk crates are your seating, tables, and shelving.
5. The concept of matching bras and panties are beyond you.
6. You don't care that Aldi sells horse meat and shop there anyway.
7. You must shop to accommodate your ability to get it home without a car.
8. You go to the fancy grocery store on free sample day...and don't buy anything.
9. The library is your favorite place in the word, not just for the books, but for the movies, music, and free wifi.
10. Any clothing other than your work uniform is high fashion.